This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with emails for miracle cures. How do I block all this garbage? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make here me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, enough is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your stupid offers for things I don't even care about. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- Consider this my final warning.
Make This Spam Stop You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm fed up with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Get lost
- This is useless to me
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your final warning to quit this. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Don't test us.
Seriously With Your Spammy Messages
You know you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Emails
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.